Tuesday, July 6, 2010

THE EPIPHANYYY

this is for all those sad souls out there that spend half their lives making sure their loved by every single tom dick and harry, and care so much about what other people think of them that they go to the extents of writing all over their myspaces if you dont know me dont judge me!

seriously, get a grip and realise that theres more to life than fucking myspace. wog blog have realised that life is like a suvlaki, you gotta grab opportunity before its gets cold.

now before you go judging us, get to know us first, and keep my family out of this. We have had some pretty crazy experiences these past few days, living life large on the optus pre paid recharge. You think we talk too much? Well fuck you coz we’re wogs and that’s what we do, also stop trying to get with our friends and being dick heads to us, wogs have feelings too. C…. C…. yeah you, go get a real job you fuckwit!

So basically a note to myspace and facebook addicts, if you got a problem don’t notify myspace about it, because tom doesn’t give a shit, it’s a SOCIAL NETWORK, not a fucking open out your heart on myspace, people just laugh at you so get a grip!!!!!

THE SOUVLAKI

ok, for all you non wog believers out there, a souvlaki is a well know greek dish made with chunks of meat, paired up with some mouth watering tzatzki and your traditional salads all wrapped up in the sunday times (pita bread). 

wog blog believe that a souvlaki is the way of life! you gotta look outside of the pita bread, and look at the tender, juicy filling inside. ok, enough with the food talk, we're getting hungry... on your way home, try a souvlaki.. mmmmmmaateee