people like you!

There's always someone like you in the world. 

Someone that enjoys coming to a 10 hour shift and doing absolutely nothing besides sucking the bosses dick so that you can have supervisor codes and treat everyone else like shit, sit back and tell them what to do, when you're smart enough to get a real job, but instead kiss the bosses ass to get power which requires no brains resulting in taking the easy way out, sitting at service desk thinking you're a sick bitch.

Someone like you that hunts for juveniles because you can't find someone your own age besides the girl that you say you are "dating" to use as a cover up for being gay/bi who isn't really into you she is simply going out with you because she feels sorry for you, but you're going out with her to piss off another girl which isn't really working. 

Someone like you that enjoys long car rides alone in your super hot commodore which seems to get you all the chicks on a Saturday night when saying you are out at parties, but take pictures on webcam of yourself drinking beer!!! 

Someone like you who really doesn't have friends, because the ones you make are only friends with you because they are either desperate juvies wanting alcohol, or desperate for a root!

But in the end, I feel sorry for people like you, because you're going to end up being a sad, lonely boy, with a car all to yourself, wishing you had made different decisions in your life, and grown up!!!

Wog Idols

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkJgRbW2cWk&feature=channel 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlvUFQwCylE&feature=related

You know you're a wog when...

Many people are getting confused about the true definition of a wog, wikipedia calls it one thing, while urban dictionary calls it another!! So the wogs have decided to define 20 signs that show what a wog really is...

1. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all related somehow

2. You share one bathroom with your 5 brothers and 7 sisters

3. There are at least 30 pairs of slippers in your front hall closet.

4. Your own something thats everlast

5. Your 2 best friends are your cousin and brother-in-law's brother-in-law.

6. Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just Do Me" tank top to The Metro.

7. At least 5 of your cousins live on your street, and those cousins are named after your grandfather.

8. You have at least one relative named George, John or Nick.

9. Your a strict meat eater

10. Your grandmother's furniture is covered in plastic even though it's older than you.

11. You use your hands when you talk

12. You think having a concrete backyard is nice.

13. You believe everyone eats those sugared almonds in the bonbonniere at your wedding.

14. If you are not understood, you would rather speak louder than rephrase.

15. You put olive oil in and on EVERYTHING and brag about how healthy it is.

16. A 5 seat car can fit 13

17. One meal last 3 days

18. You fight over who's going to pay the bill - but in reality you hate to pay.

19. You measure things in meters, grams, and litres.

20. You are ALWAYS right

THE EPIPHANYYY

this is for all those sad souls out there that spend half their lives making sure their loved by every single tom dick and harry, and care so much about what other people think of them that they go to the extents of writing all over their myspaces if you dont know me dont judge me!

seriously, get a grip and realise that theres more to life than fucking myspace. wog blog have realised that life is like a suvlaki, you gotta grab opportunity before its gets cold.

now before you go judging us, get to know us first, and keep my family out of this. We have had some pretty crazy experiences these past few days, living life large on the optus pre paid recharge. You think we talk too much? Well fuck you coz we’re wogs and that’s what we do, also stop trying to get with our friends and being dick heads to us, wogs have feelings too. C…. C…. yeah you, go get a real job you fuckwit!

So basically a note to myspace and facebook addicts, if you got a problem don’t notify myspace about it, because tom doesn’t give a shit, it’s a SOCIAL NETWORK, not a fucking open out your heart on myspace, people just laugh at you so get a grip!!!!!

THE SOUVLAKI

ok, for all you non wog believers out there, a souvlaki is a well know greek dish made with chunks of meat, paired up with some mouth watering tzatzki and your traditional salads all wrapped up in the sunday times (pita bread). 

wog blog believe that a souvlaki is the way of life! you gotta look outside of the pita bread, and look at the tender, juicy filling inside. ok, enough with the food talk, we're getting hungry... on your way home, try a souvlaki.. mmmmmmaateee