You know you're a wog when...

Many people are getting confused about the true definition of a wog, wikipedia calls it one thing, while urban dictionary calls it another!! So the wogs have decided to define 20 signs that show what a wog really is...

1. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all related somehow

2. You share one bathroom with your 5 brothers and 7 sisters

3. There are at least 30 pairs of slippers in your front hall closet.

4. Your own something thats everlast

5. Your 2 best friends are your cousin and brother-in-law's brother-in-law.

6. Despite the hair on your back, you still try to impress the ladies by wearing your "Just Do Me" tank top to The Metro.

7. At least 5 of your cousins live on your street, and those cousins are named after your grandfather.

8. You have at least one relative named George, John or Nick.

9. Your a strict meat eater

10. Your grandmother's furniture is covered in plastic even though it's older than you.

11. You use your hands when you talk

12. You think having a concrete backyard is nice.

13. You believe everyone eats those sugared almonds in the bonbonniere at your wedding.

14. If you are not understood, you would rather speak louder than rephrase.

15. You put olive oil in and on EVERYTHING and brag about how healthy it is.

16. A 5 seat car can fit 13

17. One meal last 3 days

18. You fight over who's going to pay the bill - but in reality you hate to pay.

19. You measure things in meters, grams, and litres.

20. You are ALWAYS right